The shocking way I fire my clients

When I used to work 9-5 I’d listen to this song called “I Quit My Job”, close my eyes, and imagine dancing to it on my last day. When that last day came, let me tell you, I danced my nutts off.

As an entrepreneur we all get those clients where we close our eyes and imagine the moment we fire them. But of course….where is the song for you to revel in the glory of you kicking them to the curb?

Maybe they’re a jerk, a nitpicker, a penny pincher or a “never gets back to you” sort.

How do you fire a client?

What should you say to let a client go?

How do I handle firing my clients?

Write them a song of course!

 

Now its your turn. Have you had to fire a client before? How did you feel afterwards?

P.S. Just kidding. My clients are amazing I’ve never had to fire any of them….also I’m so Canadian I’d never be this direct.

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  • Ha ha ha “also I’m so Canadian I’d never be this direct”.

    LOVED this! And your voice is beautiful!!

    • Farideh

      Thanks Marsha! You know just how nice us Canadian’s are.

  • AMAZING. How do you whistle on camera, WHILE PLAYING, without laughing?? Love this. Haven’t had to fire anyone either…..but if I do, I know the diddy!

  • Farideh

    I’ve actually never done a whistle song before. I think I was just so pumped I forgot myself.
    I’m so happy you loved it!

  • Jane Needham

    Dear Farideh,

    LoOOve it!! I was also greatly amused by your little diddly, “Get Back to Work Girl”… It’s as if we live the same life haha!
    Oh how I miss thee. I do hope you will contact me so that we may enjoy a little wasted time together over some Baileys w coffee….
    I eagerly await your reply..

    Love,
    Jane

  • Shenee

    This is the most amazing things that have ever happened ever.

    • Farideh

      OMG I feel like I’ve made it knowing that you commented on one of my songs. I can now happily retire.

      • Farideh

        but i won’t retire. I’ve got some good songs that are just waiting to come out of me…perhaps about taxes or something.

    • Oh, Farideh.
      Your wits know no boundaries.
      I have the best clients in the world but I almost want to get a terrible one just to send this to them as a passive aggressive yet professional decision.
      Love you!

  • This is by far the best thing I’ve seen so far this year! Well done, girl! Thanks for the laugh and being a great example of a strong, confident woman!

  • I LOVE YOUR SONGS!!!!! what a way to put a smile on my face.. this is just amazing.. you rock!!

  • I love this! You have a beautiful voice Farideh!

  • This totally rocks, and you are awesome! That’s all I can say <3

  • Ohmygoodness! This was the best thing I saw today! You are multi-talented my dear 🙂

  • I can’t quit laughing!!! Way too funny!! LUV!!! Will refer back if ever I have to fire someone! 🙂

  • Um, you’re adorable. And this song is killer! 🙂

  • HAHAHA, this is so funny!

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